Gift Certificate (first visit)
Give one of these lovely, letterpressed gift certificates to a friend, family member or, better yet, one of your random Twitter followers.
It's a sensible gift for:
- rookie quarterbacks
- ice cream socials
- events where ice cream is served, but everyone sits in stony silence
- YouTube commenters
- awkward dinners with someone you thought was a friend, but what kind of "friend" invites you over for dinner just to try to convince you to sell Amway products
- Jazzercise instructors
- parties that start-out all fun and chill, but then get super-uncomfortable when an overly-competitive couple (that you didn't invite) accuses you of not following the Pictionary rules by the letter of the law
- Penguin Awareness Day (January 20th)
- human beings
Gift certificates are redeemable at our Roseville, MN clinic only.
Not for online orders, but you can redeem your gift certificate for herbs and other products at our clinic.